Kanoon Ko Haath Mein Lena !!!
Favourite past time for Indian male being cricket, movies and Kanoon Ko Haath Mein Lena.
Kanoon Ko Haath Mein Lena would be stated as KKHML by this apostle of self realisation. Cricket and movies as past-time may not be true for all males in question but KKHML surely is. There are a lot of statistics to support this. Seen in the light that India is the second most populated country in the world, it would not be an overstatement that our protagonist is very much capable and very fond of using his 'BRAMASTA'. This puts to rest all speculations that we are anyway different from our western counterparts when it comes to the most powerful human instinct.
Yesterday I was watching 'Kya Baat Hai' on MTV being hosted by Cyrus. Topic of discussion was "Wht men want: Wht women want". Panelist of girls present on the show gave the judgement that Indian male can be described as 'HORNY n HUNGRY'. Was this judgement based on the premise that other than Indian males, males are not 'HORNY n HUNGRY'. Like one has a craving for food similarly one has for the forbidden fruit. And people are being hypocrite when they deny this basic fact. We are biologically animals but at the same time different from them in the sense that we should and we can't have the fruit anywhere,with anyone and at any point of time. That does not mean that we are forbidden to taste it or fantasize about it.
Nature follows the rule of natural selection. From plants to animals to human beings all want the best available option. Everyone has a right to look out for the best possible option he or she can get. But at the same time it should be reasonable taking into account your own limitations. Do we not look out for the best job, best car, best house that we can get and afford. So is there anything wrong in looking out for the best mate?. No there is nothing wrong in it. Problem lies in the fact that car, job and house can be changed but one's mate cannot be. Our society has some rules and we got to follow them for our benefit and for the benefit of the society. Said this we surely have a right to question what we think is wrong and until such time the matter is resolved we are free to KKHML.
Coming back to KKHML, why is this so popular in India. Who says its not popular around the world. Its proved that KKHML is the best form of abstinence. Indian males are made to abstain for too long and this makes them resort to KKHML frequently. Human body is a like an engine if its running it is sure to produce exhausts. As an engine would explode if it does not let exhausts out same way would human body. We can compare mind and heart to an accelerator and gear-system in an engine and try to customize the emission to run the engine efficiently but we cannot and should not stop it. I beg to differ with a wise man who said it's not between the legs it's there in the mind.
I would ask all the people who read this to generously comment on this. Feel free to tweak the way you like, as you feel free to KKHML. Whatever people, institutions may say KKHML is part of our system since the time of Adam and it will be till Messiah comes on his blue horse.
Statutory warning: Views in this document are strictly Rajul Mittal's personal views. Do read the document carefully and if need be consult experts before acting on any of the advice given above.
Kanoon Ko Haath Mein Lena would be stated as KKHML by this apostle of self realisation. Cricket and movies as past-time may not be true for all males in question but KKHML surely is. There are a lot of statistics to support this. Seen in the light that India is the second most populated country in the world, it would not be an overstatement that our protagonist is very much capable and very fond of using his 'BRAMASTA'. This puts to rest all speculations that we are anyway different from our western counterparts when it comes to the most powerful human instinct.
Yesterday I was watching 'Kya Baat Hai' on MTV being hosted by Cyrus. Topic of discussion was "Wht men want: Wht women want". Panelist of girls present on the show gave the judgement that Indian male can be described as 'HORNY n HUNGRY'. Was this judgement based on the premise that other than Indian males, males are not 'HORNY n HUNGRY'. Like one has a craving for food similarly one has for the forbidden fruit. And people are being hypocrite when they deny this basic fact. We are biologically animals but at the same time different from them in the sense that we should and we can't have the fruit anywhere,with anyone and at any point of time. That does not mean that we are forbidden to taste it or fantasize about it.
Nature follows the rule of natural selection. From plants to animals to human beings all want the best available option. Everyone has a right to look out for the best possible option he or she can get. But at the same time it should be reasonable taking into account your own limitations. Do we not look out for the best job, best car, best house that we can get and afford. So is there anything wrong in looking out for the best mate?. No there is nothing wrong in it. Problem lies in the fact that car, job and house can be changed but one's mate cannot be. Our society has some rules and we got to follow them for our benefit and for the benefit of the society. Said this we surely have a right to question what we think is wrong and until such time the matter is resolved we are free to KKHML.
Coming back to KKHML, why is this so popular in India. Who says its not popular around the world. Its proved that KKHML is the best form of abstinence. Indian males are made to abstain for too long and this makes them resort to KKHML frequently. Human body is a like an engine if its running it is sure to produce exhausts. As an engine would explode if it does not let exhausts out same way would human body. We can compare mind and heart to an accelerator and gear-system in an engine and try to customize the emission to run the engine efficiently but we cannot and should not stop it. I beg to differ with a wise man who said it's not between the legs it's there in the mind.
I would ask all the people who read this to generously comment on this. Feel free to tweak the way you like, as you feel free to KKHML. Whatever people, institutions may say KKHML is part of our system since the time of Adam and it will be till Messiah comes on his blue horse.
Statutory warning: Views in this document are strictly Rajul Mittal's personal views. Do read the document carefully and if need be consult experts before acting on any of the advice given above.
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